I would like to inform the world that just because a section is called self help it does not mean that you should sit in the middle of the section and talk out your problems with your mate.
I would like to shelve my books. Please move you jackholes. You aren't buying or looking at anything. That is what the commons are for.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
April One
April 1st... or April Fools day as it is commonly known has been a crazy odd day.
I have come to the conclusion that a decent amount of Seattlites have had some confusion with the meaning of April fools day. I think they thought it meant... "hey it's April 1st today I get to act like a total idiot."
Instance #1
I am unhappily ringing up books when a customer with her three children who are blocking the whole entire aisle and holding up the line meander toward my cash register. Mind you there is a line of like 10 people behind her but she doesn't care. Then she grabs the high pitched dolphin flashlight lit by bright blue LEDs and shines it directly in my eyes... nearly blinds me and then laughs, and says, "ha ha gottcha!" And then does it to her son. Immediately after she does it to him she asks "oh was that to bright for your eyes?"
"yes, mom, It was."
"oh sorry son."
That's it. Never once does she turn to me and says sorry I gave you a fatty migraine and nearly blinded you with this obnoxious squealing dolphin light. Nope, just asks for a bag and takes ten years to get her hippy dippy children to get out of the way.
Amazing.
Instance # 2
Well, luckily I didn't have to be on the floor too long so I don't have more but all day long my coworkers were very vocal about their situations and the idiots that paraded through the store.
The day was dubbed craptasitic and shitlicious, and I actually heard a man ask the used counter which books we liked after he received an offer on the books he brought to sell. Which was promptly answered by the used staff with a "We liked the books we bought. You can take the ones we don't want. Like I said already."
There also was a child who sat in the food court for like 45 minutes wailing at the top of their lungs while the mother never once even looked at him.
Oh the wonderfulness of retail.
Now I will eat my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and write some poems with my ms. piggy pen in honor of poetry awareness month.
I say good night to you!
I have come to the conclusion that a decent amount of Seattlites have had some confusion with the meaning of April fools day. I think they thought it meant... "hey it's April 1st today I get to act like a total idiot."
Instance #1
I am unhappily ringing up books when a customer with her three children who are blocking the whole entire aisle and holding up the line meander toward my cash register. Mind you there is a line of like 10 people behind her but she doesn't care. Then she grabs the high pitched dolphin flashlight lit by bright blue LEDs and shines it directly in my eyes... nearly blinds me and then laughs, and says, "ha ha gottcha!" And then does it to her son. Immediately after she does it to him she asks "oh was that to bright for your eyes?"
"yes, mom, It was."
"oh sorry son."
That's it. Never once does she turn to me and says sorry I gave you a fatty migraine and nearly blinded you with this obnoxious squealing dolphin light. Nope, just asks for a bag and takes ten years to get her hippy dippy children to get out of the way.
Amazing.
Instance # 2
Well, luckily I didn't have to be on the floor too long so I don't have more but all day long my coworkers were very vocal about their situations and the idiots that paraded through the store.
The day was dubbed craptasitic and shitlicious, and I actually heard a man ask the used counter which books we liked after he received an offer on the books he brought to sell. Which was promptly answered by the used staff with a "We liked the books we bought. You can take the ones we don't want. Like I said already."
There also was a child who sat in the food court for like 45 minutes wailing at the top of their lungs while the mother never once even looked at him.
Oh the wonderfulness of retail.
Now I will eat my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and write some poems with my ms. piggy pen in honor of poetry awareness month.
I say good night to you!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
El Segundo?
I had no idea this was filmed there.... oh my city is famous... haha.
Just paying homage to the city I love. (Yes I love LAX... deal with it.)
Here is the stunt in the movie that was filmed in El Segundo! WOO....
Also here is some fun facts about the El Segundo Blue Butterfly. Some knowledge to go with the fluff.
Alone part Deux
I have continued it.
So here they are!
14. A picture of you with your oldest friend
Nicole is my best friend and I have known her for 11 years now.
15. A picture you had no idea was being taken
16. A picture of yourself that you like
I love love love love this... it captured the mood perfect.
17. A picture of yourself that you hate
eww.
18. A picture of you with someone you love
19. A picture of how you'd like the world to see you
20. A picture that describes how you'd like to spend every day.
The happiest place on earth!
21. A picture of a time when everything was changing.
This was graduation from LMU. Knowing that Coco Latte and I were being split up was rough.
22. A picture that makes your heart hurt.
Leaving LA... and all the people I love so dearly.
I left half my heart in Los Angeles.
23. A Picture that makes your heart smile
My babies when they were babies.
24. One of the best days in your life
A long drive and a break in Pismo... It was just full of such pure joy.
Thank you Autumn for all of your inspiration.
Monday, March 16, 2009
This is what happens when I am all alone.
So here is my life in photos. Enjoy.
1. In your room
This is my room in Oxford.... oh good times. And this photo is cute.
2. With someone you don't actually like
Okay so I couldn't find photos but this guy really bugged me on my trip and he had the craziest shoes. The End.
3. With a former crush
This photo is priceless because it has too.... The first is Jason, whom too this day is still one of my close friends and he is amazing. And the other is John ... in the prom photo on the armour.
4&5. A picture of your parents
6. On your birthday
Hiking in the rain forest...
a real Washington birthday.
7. Youngest picture you can find in digital form
8. In one of your favorite outfits
9. Making a goofy face at the camera
10. Two things that you love
My Bear and Disney World/Paris... (real or fake I love Paris!)
11. You, truly being yourself.
I love these girls and I think this is the best representation of our true colors.
12. Looking absolutely ridiculous
13. A time that is over that you wish wasn't
The Gundo.... my heart breaks a little. This was the best of times and the worst of times. I mean truly... Eric was in Iraq but these girls were amazing.
And the beach was pretty great too.
1. In your room
This is my room in Oxford.... oh good times. And this photo is cute.
2. With someone you don't actually like
Okay so I couldn't find photos but this guy really bugged me on my trip and he had the craziest shoes. The End.
3. With a former crush
This photo is priceless because it has too.... The first is Jason, whom too this day is still one of my close friends and he is amazing. And the other is John ... in the prom photo on the armour.
4&5. A picture of your parents
6. On your birthday
Hiking in the rain forest...
a real Washington birthday.
7. Youngest picture you can find in digital form
8. In one of your favorite outfits
9. Making a goofy face at the camera
10. Two things that you love
My Bear and Disney World/Paris... (real or fake I love Paris!)
11. You, truly being yourself.
I love these girls and I think this is the best representation of our true colors.
12. Looking absolutely ridiculous
13. A time that is over that you wish wasn't
The Gundo.... my heart breaks a little. This was the best of times and the worst of times. I mean truly... Eric was in Iraq but these girls were amazing.
And the beach was pretty great too.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
So I wanted to be like Jon
And I took the Watchman quiz... http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/259121/which-watchmen-character-are-you
At first I got...
You are the Silk Spectre. You believe that every human life is valuable but you were forced into crime fighting by your superhero mother.
Which I thought was so mondo boring... so I asked Eric to best describe me and he said I made the mistake of calling myself a humanitarian. (I don't know how I feel about this, but his point about me being afraid of the homeless made me acquiesce.)
Then I did it with his new choices for me and I was much more pleased.
Your Result
At first I got...
You are the Silk Spectre. You believe that every human life is valuable but you were forced into crime fighting by your superhero mother.
Which I thought was so mondo boring... so I asked Eric to best describe me and he said I made the mistake of calling myself a humanitarian. (I don't know how I feel about this, but his point about me being afraid of the homeless made me acquiesce.)
Then I did it with his new choices for me and I was much more pleased.
Your Result
You are Ozymandias. You are the smartest man in the world and because of this you are extremely rich. You use your wealth and fame to fight crime.
This sounds more like me. Ha ha.
Okay so maybe I have never read the graphic novel or even seen the movie yet, but I have this weird fascination with it all. I'm all like "Watchmen best story ever!" but I know nothing about this. I like it more now since the quiz.
I will now go back to reading My Luxe novels and revel in their turn of the century opulence.
I mean just look at how seductive this cover is. How could anyone pass this kind of literature up. Imagine Gossip Girl (the TV Version) mixed with the Great and Terrible Beauty series.
I mean totally PRICELESS! Everyone should be reading this. Okay maybe only people like me who love ya-fiction, teen rich bitch drama, with a twist of accurate historical fiction. These books are for you.
Have a nice day.
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