I have decided that this is my dream home. I mean what is there not to love about this home. It's right next to the water, and I mean RIGHT next to the water, if you were sleep walking you would probably drown. Also, this home is just overflowing with character and class. Nothing says elegance like wooden signs plastered all over your house. All joking aside I really do like this home... or should I say boat?
It's a little overdone yet oddly enough, it's totally cute. There are so many perks to its location as well. It's close to the "Sleepless in Seattle" house, the boats from the "Deadliest Catch" and the world famous Ballard Locks. Can you say A-mazing. I think it would actually be pretty damn cool to be lulled to sleep each night by the gentle waves, and to possibly always smell like the ocean. The locks can be pretty cool to I guess.
I have chosen my roommates carefully, because a place like this needs cohabitants with just as much class and character as the home. After much deliberation I have decided to live there with my two beat poet friends Kerouac and Cassady.
We would spend the day on the deck watching the salmon jump by and drinking chocolate milk. Milk is nothing without the chocolate.
Also I would like to state for the record the snow in Washington can suck it.
And can someone please explain to me why my apartment neighbors annoying children must run up and down the hallways at all hours of the night? Once you have explained that to me please fill me in on what the hell they are doing hording shopping carts. I mean WTF.
Must I remind you that those are not public property.
P.S. I also am not a fan of the SSP. Ronald Mcfondle scares me.
But I do enjoy the Rat City Rollergirls.
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